Maybe that is a lie. In fact, that is a lie. A blatant, stupid lie. Yet, for this morning I am going to run with it, because it is not only the most recent story- but a pretty daggon awesome one.
Yesterday was seemingly a dreadfully, long, pathetic day. If you had asked me about 20 hours ago why it was dreadful I not only wouldn't tell you, but I would choose to wallow in my frustrations while giving some long winded answer that no person in their right mind would ever be able to follow. This would then allow bunny trails of conversation so that not only would I not be convicted of my patheticness, but also would leave whomever it concerned in a labyrinth of confusion afterwards. (Note also that at 6 a.m. the word labyrinth to a dyslexic was almost unbearable to construct- but I focused on fixing the letters misplaced for all of my grammatical&spellchecking absurd amigos out there). Long, boring story short- I was alone for about 48 hours straight with merely a pizza box, cable i never wanted to buy, and my paint sets. "AwesOme".
Finally, as I was about to cancel coffee plans with a friend, I realized how absurd that would be. After a 5 minuet shower I ran to my destination only to find myself further creating my maze of a story for whomever would try to crack my hearts safe for the day. Amazing what 23 years of practice can give you when it comes to such things. Graduation day with a masters in B.S.ing my emotion is not something to be proud of and I in no way hang the diploma on my wall. Finally my friend and I realized there was not much to digress upon at coffee, so we went to play some sticks for a wee bit (Aka hit some heads, or eh hem...drum). While at the church I kept feeling the Lord pushing us to go to Walmart. Over and over again I heard this but shoved it off due to the notion that I hadn't really been hearing much from the Lord lately, so why the crap would this be different? Mocking in my mind, about 2 minutes after hearing "Go To WALMART" for the third time it also finished with, "and then to Kroger". Feeling somewhat bored at this point my friend and I realized all we really wanted was prayer. That being said, we drove over to a church couples house in hopes to receive prayer on a few different matters.
Now, I can understand where this would be dumb to anyone reading it.
Even if you don't believe in God, I am sure that you could agree that if you DID believe in God- and felt whole heartedly that He was telling you to do something (keeping in mind that His will was actually wonderful because you are looking through the lenses of me) then you most certainly shouldn't waste time in disobedience.
Sadly, however, we drove to their house. After waiting outside their house for about 15 minuets parked by their next door smoker using her dog as an excuse for a late night cig fix... I finally vocalized my thoughts, cowardly.
Me- So, uh, do you think maybe we are supposed to head somewhere else?
Friend- Walmart
Me- OH MY GOSH WALMART, I've been getting that the whole time!
Friend- I KNOW-- even back at that church
Me- HAHAHA I THOUGHT I WAS CRAZY
Friend- i think we're supposed to meet someone there
Me- Omg Me too! Lets get there before they leave!
So, to explain to anyone who thinks we are nuts at this point- this is known as a Treasure Hunt. God knows when believers listen to the Holy Spirit. Many times He will send them on wild goose chases knowing they will listen. To anyone who says this is crazy, I would retort with --Well Perhaps you haven't listened because He calls everyone.
On our way up the street to Walmart we started asking the Lord for specifics about the person.
Our "treasure map" clues entailed:
Male, about our age, blonde hair, near the auto mechanic area, plaid shirt, and a staff member.
Now, that is undeniably quite a bold list. It looked crazy watching the letters even form that sentence as I sat here typing it all down. You have to keep in mind, in our heads, in the moment it sounded even crazier.
Well, getting to Walmart, we headed towards the Auto Mechanic section. Literally at the same time we looked up to see a worker, about our age, blonde hair, and wearing a blue plaid shirt walking by with his box cart to load. Pathetically, I will admit to pointing and saying "HIM" with my mouth wide open, but hey- it was a long list and my faiths been a bit trampled on recently. My friend and I legit stood there laughing and finally went to sit on some benches realizing we never asked the Lord what to tell this guy! So, while sitting on the benches the Lord gave us for this guy: 1. He is loved and appreciated 2. that he needed encouraged and 3. that something was happening with his mother. Finally, we go back towards the area to find him and he asked if he could help us find anything due to the weird faces we made. I don't know if you understand how odd it is looking at some guy you only knew things about minutes before hand then watching him pop up in front of your face like an Alice in Wonderland character...needless to say, it is a very weird feeling. When asked what we were looking for my friend said, "Well, You, actually."
Walmart guy- "whattttt?"
Me- "Ya (insert mini giggle), we were drinking coffee then got bored and went to our church. There we were told to go to Walmart and find the guy in the car section who has blonde hair, is about our age, and is wearing plaid! And so we drove all the way here and there you are!"
...at this point i am pretty sure he thought we were drunk, but who wouldn't? and thats Biblical anyway, Eph. 5:18.
Walmart Guy- "Wait, so like, is this some kinda Wigi board thing?
me- "Oh no, no- this is straight up Jesus and Holy Spirit stuff dude!"
Friend- "Yea, the Lord wants us to tell you he loves you and that you are appreciated! Is there anything we can pray over you about?"
Guy- "Ha, prayer uh... a million dollars? .....I'm not even a believer er nothin"
Me and friend- "oh thats fine dude! we are just here to pray for anything you may need"
Guy- "oh" (long hesitation in which I wanted to ask about his mom, but if we were wrong about the mom thing.....then it could put worry where it wasn't necessary) "uh, i'm ok thanks"
Friend- "ok, well know you are loved and being prayed for dude"
Me- "Yea, i hope your night is blessed"
...afterwards we realized regretfully we got so excited we didn't even get his name. To be honest, I doubt he would have given us the real one at that point. hahaha Awesome enough, if I ever run into him at Walmart again I can totally have a follow up conversation. Sadly, by the time we reached Kroger we are pretty positive the Lady we were supposed to chat with was leaving. The Lord then told each of us to go to McDonalds, where we talked and had encouraging conversations.
Now, I sit here typing at 7 a.m. and honestly feel physically sick. One of the awesome things we landed on last night was about how Jesus can use us no matter how we "feel". Whether physically sick, emotionally drained, or ready to drown some gold fish- when we are listening He will follow through and use us.
Regretfully the last few days I have been a bum when I felt mostly well physically. Now, here I sit feeling sick and have more energy than I did before merely because of my gracious- day and night redeeming Savior.
I pray over each of you reading this, that you may walk in the Spirit in such a way that outsiders can't comprehend why you are different. That the light of the Lord rests upon you. That you live outlandish, Jesus filled lives. Praise God for the undercover Superheros. May your time of alias's fade away as we transform the world with the Love and Peace of Jesus. It's time to come out of hiding. You are gifted, learn to use it. You are mighty, grow in the one who made you mighty. People are always looking for a resolution, but I think the world needs miracles. Whose ready to walk on water with me?
...there are lots of guys, wearing plaid blue shirts, just waiting to hear they are loved by a Savior. Sure, we could go running around telling just anyone those things- but why not let the Lord take us to the people who He wants specifically to hear it in special moments?
